mikeyjamesk:

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

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blancodreams:

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fartgallery:

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

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nature-ofthelabyrinth:

“Counting all the assholes in the room, Well I’m definitely not alone.”

— Still Counting, Volbeat

brightindie:

my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude

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yua:

@lesliezhang1992

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